Pretty much as soon as I became an English major, I began to plan lecturing Masculinity in Contemporary American Literature and teaching creative writing on campus. Of course, the only way I figured I could teach Masculinity in Contemporary American Literature was to be the best American writer and author and make a couple million dollar donations to The Ohio State University, which meant I would have a say in how the money was spent, and if I was going to spend the money, I was going to renovate and revitalize Denny Hall, which is arguably one of the worst buildings on campus but definitely an embarrassment to the College of Arts and Sciences.